2011-03-25 - Where I am now
2007-04-21 - A week in (boring) review
2007-04-16 - Blogs and the silly girls who never write in them.
2006-12-07 - I hope it rots off
2006-11-09 - Still not as scary as The Scariest Denny's Ever Vandalized By Skinheads, but...
2006-08-23 - My boyfriend's back
2006-08-22 - TV + movies = My Boyfriend
2006-08-21 - Blech!!
2006-07-27 - Drunken, shoeless, and mumbling - Idol Finale- the final chapter.... I swear. Don't look at me like that. This time, I swear!
2006-06-21 - Live From The Bottom of a Wine Glass! - Idol Finale, part the fifth
2006-06-11 - An Open Bar is Like Catnip to Walshes - Idol Finale, part the fourth
2006-06-05 - Where Celebrities Are Sparse- Idol finale, part the third
2006-06-01 - The Calm Before the Booze- Idol Finale, part the second
2006-05-26 - Where the pain began- Idol Finale, Part The First
2006-05-23 - Well....
2006-05-21 - A fortnight of terror!!
2006-05-13 - Screw everybody... not literally, though.
2006-05-06 - Why, Michael? Why? Why?
2006-05-05 - And TV saves the day....
2006-04-30 - The certain evils of free time
2006-04-22 - Pride and Prejudice... six hours is never enough
2006-04-19 - Sleepless
2006-03-20 - So much to crap myself over...
2006-03-03 - Denver: The day of judgment
2006-02-28 - The festive season of Lent!
2006-02-27 - Still a glutton for punishment... and peanut butter... and pizza.... and many other things beginning with P... HEY!! Get your mind out of that gutter!!!
2006-02-17 - In Denver...
2006-02-15 - One Important detail!!
2006-02-15 - FINALLY!!!!!
2006-02-13 - Interesting link...
2006-02-13 - Pouring on the looooove....
2006-02-10 - The stuff you didn't see...
2006-02-08 - Blink and you'll miss me
2006-02-08 - Aunt Crazy strikes again!
2006-01-31 - Cheer me up, why don't ya?
2006-01-30 - Many issues addressed
2006-01-25 - Why this only encourages me...
2006-01-15 - What I wanted to say before the rambling started...
2006-01-15 - Even though it may never see the light of day...
2005-11-24 - Happy No-stuffing day
2005-11-08 - My life as a "mom"
2005-10-28 - EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!
2005-10-24 - The bore goes on
2005-10-21 - BIG NEWS!!! BIG, BIG NEWS!!!!
2005-10-15 - When the hype goes down....
2005-09-19 - She said she'd write.... SHE LIED!!!!!
2005-08-24 - The entry about nothing
2005-07-20 - Dear Abby! Dear, dearest Abby!
2005-07-12 - And things continue to suck...
2005-07-07 - Dumb, dumb, dumb
2005-06-28 - How it sucks to be a Walsh
2005-04-30 - The dog ate my love life
2005-04-24 - 4.5??? I'm at least average!!!!
2005-04-23 - The drunkest entry ever... entered
2005-04-07 - I'm just no fun anymore
2005-04-03 - ...and I'm getting more Catholic by the second
2005-03-29 - Drunken grieving self-test
2005-03-24 - Not wallowing. I swear.
2005-03-17 - Trying to crawl out of my hole
2005-03-09 - Raymond Richard *****: Some Quotes
2005-02-27 - There are too many reasons I haven't posted
2004-11-28 - An open message to pervos that ended up here by some happy accident!
2004-11-25 - Long time, no nothing
2004-10-31 - This is what you get for going to a chat room... even when you have a good reason
2004-10-23 - Purging... except for that penis part
2004-10-09 - And now I'm so empty
2004-10-07 - And an underwhelming week was had by all.
2004-10-02 - Nothing but bitching here. Consider yourself warned.
2004-10-01 - Roeper says thumbs down, Ebert says half-a-thumb up.
2004-09-29 - And it's still too early for turtle-necks
2004-09-28 - The Big B.J. Blowout- Part the Fourth. The Saga Ends.... or does it?
2004-09-28 - The Big B.J. Blowout- part the third.
2004-09-27 - The Big B.J. Blowout- part the second
2004-09-26 - An Open Threat to Roger Ebert:
2004-09-23 - A time of shameful renting and getting punked by the elderly
2004-09-15 - blabbedy blobbedy bloo!
2004-09-16 - The Big B.J. Blowout!!!!!
2004-09-06 - My dirty baby has a title!!
2004-08-25 - Boy, is my face red!
2004-08-25 - I pledge thee my troth, Satan
2004-08-23 - High on happy
2004-08-14 - To eat or to love...
2004-07-27 - Still not dead
2004-07-13 - Stalk me. Pretty please.
2004-07-02 - ...and the computer rose at my command!
2004-06-15 - There's a Trojan on my computer!!!
2004-06-09 - I am a giant child. Want to make something out of it?
2004-05-31 - My Life as a Soccer Mom
2004-05-24 - I am against everything I stand for
2004-05-13 - Not Latoya! Noooooooo! Seriously, I'm pissed!
2004-05-07 - Complicated feelings about TV- the only thing I can get it up for in my life... I mean feelings. Cause I don't have a penis. Seriously.
2004-04-27 - Sexy Sickness at Second City
2004-04-26 - That whole Catholic thing
2004-04-25 - Sex and the Insecure Girl
2004-04-20 - Romance, Shmomance
2004-04-14 - April has no modem
2004-03-23 - I AM HAMLET! WAAAAAAAAAH!
2004-03-12 - A nice, healthy bitch session.
2004-03-05 - A To-do list that I might actually do... No, really. No, Really.
2004-03-01 - Why do the Oscars mean so much to a girl with no social life. The world may never know.
2004-02-29 - I should be spanked!
2004-02-21 - Roger Ebert... an obsession?
2004-02-20 - People Find Me in the Creepiest Ways.
2004-02-20 - RETRO-DIARY#17... and Ten Things To Do In 2004.
2004-02-13 - Time for more past rehashment. Don't look for happy here. Sorry.
2004-02-13 - April's friends are crushing her!!!!!!
2004-02-10 - I AM A ROCK STAR!
2004-02-05 - I will love me if I have to shove myself down my throat!
2004-02-01 - My dirty babies must make me proud! Or all is lost! LOST!
2004-01-28 - The people at Cosmo are lying scum-suckers.. But I won't think about it. I am a peaceful sort.
2004-01-18 - April's life is ruled by movies... and TV.... and DVDs with extras, commentary and special features.
2004-01-17 - I wish I knew stuff.... or that I wasn't broke.... Wait! If I'm getting a wish, I want it to be good.... Okay, I want pills that make you lose or gain weight whenever you take them. Pound pills. Yeah. Then I can have that elastic weight I always
2004-01-15 - Tricking the pervs of the world with "sexy" phrases since 2002.
2004-01-12 - Pointless Entry, Naughty Girl
2004-01-06 - Insomniacs and TV mediocrity- How much suck is too much suck?
2004-01-05 - The nature of EEEEEEEEVIL! Are you She-ra or Catra?.... Are you sure?
2004-01-03 - Except I'm alive and not male, but besides that...
2004-01-01 - Love to all on New Years!!!!! LOVE!!!!!
2003-12-27 - Tis the season to watch movies... maybe too many movies
2003-12-21 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2003-12-20 - RETRO-DIARY#16- Two Aprils. One topic. S.E.X.
2003-12-20 - Hands off my man, Bitches!!!
2003-12-18 - I'm just a human being, after all (what episode of X-files featured that phrase, by the way? If you know, I will hand over my Magic Sceptre of Nerditude... and my plus-five broadsword).
2003-12-13 - What is love? No, seriously. What is.... Okay, I'm kidding. I really don't care. But for the record, it has something to do with the giving and recieving of sandwiches.
2003-12-12 - It's Friday Night. Do you know where your God is?
2003-12-11 - I finished a novel, Preteen April wrote a bad poem. This day in history, folks!!!
2003-12-10 - RETRO-DIARY#15- Twice the whining, half the... Not sure what there's half of. She doesn't talk about Disney here, maybe?
2003-12-09 - Teen April Was a Psycho Vampire Girl
2003-12-09 - RETRO-DIARY#14- The Worst of Preteen April
2003-12-07 - Me and My Dirty Baby.
2003-12-06 - RETRO-DIARY#13- She-Woman, Man-Hater/ My Nanny is a Manipulative Statutory Rapist
2003-12-06 - Who wants to be stalked? Oooh! Me! Me!!!
2003-12-06 - My life as far as it applies to La Nikki
2003-12-04 - "I ain't telling you nothin, Coppah!"
2003-12-03 - Your college education at work...
2003-11-30 - Why Old Disney is eighty-six billion times better than New Disney- an ongoing study in regression.
2003-11-30 - Final vacay wrap-up, part the third.... Now with more whining!!!
2003-11-24 - Apologies, recaps, and tales of drunken aunts. Vacay.... part the second.
2003-11-13 - Six hours later and I still feel icky.
2003-11-09 - April's vacation didn't go even remotely as planned.... part the first.
2003-10-30 - Happy Birthday, April. Here's your yearly body identity crisis.
2003-10-09 - RETRO-POETRY... Daddio
2003-10-04 - Countdown to Philly
2003-10-03 - I heart UK!
2003-10-01 - Excuse me while I pour Clorox in my eyes.
2003-09-29 - And the men of the world continue to plague me with skanky requests...
2003-09-28 - The kid from Bernie Mac is the cutest thing since the little kid from Malcolm in the Middle.
2003-09-27 - OH. MY. GOD.
2003-09-24 - Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Anniversary! Yes, again. It's the fiftieth entry! Wheeeeeeee!
2003-09-24 - Gimme dat Baby...... And Police Academy Rocks!!!!!
2003-09-18 - Elimidate teaches us the nature of men and women. Seriously, it is an educational show. It shows you that all women are attention grabbing whores and all men are brainless pricks.
2003-09-18 - Fall TV! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
2003-09-18 - What the blankety bleep is going on here? I mean, have the men of the world gone insane? The hell?
2003-09-12 - I am so whipped by me
2003-09-12 - The Last Will and Testament of Apeygirl (or I'm most likely dying from an ear infection and I might as well get it out of the way because I could possibly get hit my a blimp when skydiving at some point anyway, right?)
2003-09-09 - RETRO-DIARY#12- Nannies and Other Catastrophies.
2003-09-06 - EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!
2003-09-01 - And that is why I am never donating my eggs- EVER!
2003-09-01 - Keeping up with the models! Awwww yeeeeaaaaahh!
2003-08-30 - I Love Gay Men (a reaffirmation)
2003-08-29 - Yeah, I think I'm old.
2003-08-29 - RETRO-DIARY#11- Goodbye, Preteen April. Also... Donny! DONNEEEEEEEEE!
2003-08-28 - I'll give you body image!
2003-08-26 - When Good Models Go Bad- Part the Third
2003-08-20 - When Good Models Go Bad- part the second
2003-08-15 - L.A. Is Crawling With Psycho Nutbags (or when good models go bad)
2003-08-13 - On Toilets and RETRO-DIARY#10- A new love... or is it?
2003-08-12 - Don't drink a cigarette and RETRO-DIARY#9- Self therapy (sort of)
2003-08-09 - I loooooove Dead Diaries!... and Spinstery Me
2003-08-08 - RETRO-DIARY#8- Another Twofer, Folks!
2003-08-06 - Not a whore (sniffle)
2003-07-30 - RETRO-DIARY #7- Girl, you'll be a woman... um, now.
2003-07-27 - Gripe session and RETRO-DIARY#6
2003-07-13 - Happy Anniversary to you... and a RETRO-DIARY too (#5)... Oh, and I'm a whore.
2003-06-25 - A two-fer RETRO-DIARY!!!! Eeeeeeeee!!!! (#4)
2003-06-21 - Oh, yeah! I'm the crazy one! Happy now?
2003-06-20 - April will not be chicken anymore!
2003-06-16 - Lying is WRONG WRONG WRONG!
2003-06-13 - Renewal of the Vow
2003-06-12 - Stupid, girly neuroses
2003-06-10 - April doesn't want to be drunk anymore
2003-06-06 - RETRO-DIARY #3- Oh, the heartbreak! Oh, shut up!
2003-06-04 - My Romance Novelist Name
2003-06-03 - Single and lov... well, okay with it.
2003-06-02 - Ignore me. I'm sleeping.
2003-06-01 - Are X-Philes sexier than Trekkies?
2003-05-30 - SWF Conga Line! Yi Yi Yi!
2003-05-30 - RETRO-DIARY #2- The Slumber Party of Looooove
2003-05-30 - RETRO-DIARY #1- July 28th, 1991
2003-05-30 - Chocolate and Lies
2003-05-26 - I can't stand the rain
2003-05-23 - angry dances of angriness
2003-05-23 - crappity crap
2003-05-23 - Something about bikini-model hatred... and I'm not a corpse.
2003-05-13 - I am a corpse, people! Yay! (Okay, I know it doesn't sound that great, but it is)
2003-05-09 - Scary skinheads at Denny's
2003-05-09 - An introduction to Meeeeeee
2003-05-09 - I welcome myself to... here.