2003-09-29

I'm wondering if something in my profile suggests I'm a whore. I don't know why the men of the world insist on torturing me. Check out this i with a man I have pet-named... Skankman.

Skankman: are you looking to have an affair (No greeting. This is the first thing the asshat writes)

ME: no

Skankman: rich male can help with the rent (Because all women like to trade sex for spare cash. Riiiiiight. Jerk-off!)

ME: Why don't you go to a "married and looking" chat room or something? Those ladies are probably up for it (as in go bug one of them)

Skankman: because there all full of b,s (forgot a Y- and an apostrophe. The guy can't be that rich if he doesn't know how to spell)

ME: I'm a size 12 (This usually frightens them away. Seriously, it does. They want to believe everyone looks like a porn star. The trick is to throw a little cold water on them.)

Skankman: more bonce per onunce (How could this dumb-ass be rich?)

ME: I don't go in for that sort of thing. I heard of this new thing called self-respect. Trying that out. I'll let you know if I hit rock bottom.

Skankman: No need to be so harsh, 'sweetness'(considering you just called me a whore, harshness is sort of called for)

I didn't actually answer that last one. Just ignored him and pasted it here (with my added commentary). Why can't I be all feisty and sarcastic in real life situations? Why is it I never show my anger when I need to? I just go home and write it out. But a part of me wants to explode right then and there. I think I should just do it.

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Going to Chicago for auditions for Second City after the wedding in Philly. If I don't get it, at least I'll know what they're looking for for next time (and there will be a next time). Wish me luck.