2004-09-26

Ebert, who I often claim is my biological father, has abandoned me. I can't seem to get even one stinking review up on the suntimes website! And it's Saturday!!! All of these movies just came out! How do I know what to go see? Roger, Daddy, I really want to see The Forgotten- but I need your guidance on whether or not to wait for video. We don't always agree on comedies. But I know that I can trust you when it comes to thrillers. Why aren't you here when I need you? I'm going to watch Baseketball eight million times just to rebel if you don't get your site going by tomorrow. Sure, I'll love it. But you? It's gonna piss you off. So you think about that.