Did I ever mention that I hate stupid IM and chat room abbreviations? Even the smallest ones annoy the piss out of me. LOL. I hate it. It's just so insincere and people just put it there to fill space. Maybe they could just write hee or ha or heh. It would still annoy me, maybe. But a bit less. Because why do you have to write when you laugh? IJB. How about that? I just breathed. IJF. I just farted.
Not my point. My point is pasting the rest of the pervy IM boy's shit. Here goes:
Part the Second- In which Pervy IM Boy further denigrates women, then the retarded, then the terminally ill.
WARNING: Contains coarse language and will cause violent reactions in women.
...When we last left off, PERVO said that he had no female friends. Too much deceit.
MichaelNC25: youre delusional
MichaelNC25: man is a base animal at his nature
AprilMWalsh: No. Just you.
MichaelNC25: evil is prevelant in the world
MichaelNC25: its much easier to do bad than it is to do good
MichaelNC25: and people know this fact
AprilMWalsh: you're going to end up alone and sad
MichaelNC25: and? so what?
MichaelNC25: ive accepted this fact
Can I interrupt a sec? I hate angsty people who say life is pain and they've accepted it and all that shit. I can accept it in people in their early teens. It's a shitty, awkward, confusing time of life and most of the angst can be blamed on hormones. But I hate when people past twenty pull that shit. Grow up. If your life sucks, it's your own fault and your job to do something proactive, not just sit around say that's how it is. Anyway, moving on....
AprilMWalsh: why is your approach to life better than mine?
MichaelNC25: because yours is fundamentally flawed
MichaelNC25: the golden rule is bullshit
MichaelNC25: i say do unto others as they unto you
MichaelNC25: or even better, do unto others BEFORE they do unto you
MichaelNC25: why dont you accept the fact that you suck dick and admit it
AprilMWalsh: because i don't want to be divided into one category or another and have that be all I am to you or anyone else. i like myself more than that
MichaelNC25: if you say so
AprilMWalsh: you think i have the problems. that's cute
MichaelNC25: i dont think you have the problems
MichaelNC25: i know we both have problems
AprilMWalsh: turn off the marilyn manson and watch some kids in the hall or mystery science theater
AprilMWalsh: it'll do you a world of good
MichaelNC25: im just the one that accepts the fact that man is fundamentally flawed
AprilMWalsh: and take some st. john's wort while you're at it
MichaelNC25: i dont live behind the pretext of good in a world of evil
MichaelNC25: sin is fun
AprilMWalsh: maybe see about prozac- vitamin has that peppy thing going, too
MichaelNC25: sin is good
AprilMWalsh: i don't see sex as sinful
MichaelNC25: sin is wrong becuase the christians were attempting to bring order to a chaotic world
AprilMWalsh: that wasn't where i was coming from
MichaelNC25: havnt you ever noticed that all of the "deadly" sins bring about either immediate or delayed pleasure
MichaelNC25: the bible is a rule book for a fledling world that weve out grown
AprilMWalsh: i see sex as a huge event- a big deal. it's ONLY something that can create life or spread disease. that's a big fucking deal
MichaelNC25: christianity and common morality is a crutch for the weak
AprilMWalsh: not coming from there either
MichaelNC25: why do you refuse to answer the question?
AprilMWalsh: because of your opinion of me and all women. you think i'm worth nothing and you'd never be my friend all because i'm a woman. i just don't want to give you the satisfaction
MichaelNC25: what are you so afraid of?
AprilMWalsh: it's not the question- it's you that's the problem
MichaelNC25: lol
MichaelNC25: no your wrong about that
AprilMWalsh: answering this question has now become like informing to mccarthy. you. sir. are a fascist
MichaelNC25: you didnt decide those facts until far after i asked the question initially
MichaelNC25: i hate it when people cant admit the true motivations they feel
AprilMWalsh: at first i was just enjoying the banter- now i feel like i should analyze your ass
MichaelNC25: you dont want ot be inside my head
MichaelNC25: ill assure you that
AprilMWalsh: i might have answered it if we were computer pen pals or some shit. you just can't lead with that kind of question. there needs to be days, weeks of im banter before oral sex is discussed
AprilMWalsh: At least that's what I think. and that's really all that matters as i'm the only one in my line of vision right now. like if we started off talking about MST3K or eighties adventure movies
AprilMWalsh: but you wouldn't have wanted to talk about anything worthy with me because i am a woman and therefore deceitful and not worthy of your august friendship
MichaelNC25: lol
MichaelNC25: you are amusing with your assumptions
AprilMWalsh: amusing- that's all a tiny, insignificant woman can be
AprilMWalsh: you talk against judeo-christian values? where do you think the notion that women are evil came from? genesis, chapyter 1
AprilMWalsh: biatch
MichaelNC25: Women really are sad sometimes
AprilMWalsh: she's never right, only wrong.
AprilMWalsh: all they can do right is spend money and make pie
MichaelNC25: lol
MichaelNC25: the notion that women are evil came from far before the christian doctrine was ever concieved
MichaelNC25: why do you think that women were second class citizens?
MichaelNC25: it wasnt because man was opressing them
AprilMWalsh: so they deserved it?
MichaelNC25: it was because they arent mentally suited for leadership
DAMN! See, that's some low shit right there. Will post part the third, where it ends very ugly, tomorrow. And this time I'm not lying. Fannie, note me. I have to get your take on how I handled this dickwad.
