2004-11-28

plus five broadsword

teen April.com

preteen whore

pics. of little girls fucking naked preteen

These above are the ways people have found my page in the last week. Part of me is disturbed at people that want to see preteen porn. And another part of me is happy that, instead of finding this porn, they stumble on my page... which has no preteen porn at all. I don't even think there's anything resembling porn.

Maybe I should fix that. Maybe post bits of DirtyTrashysecretnovel #2 here. It's smut, not porn, though.

Anyway, I'd like to present:

An open message to pervos that ended up here by some happy accident!

Stop thinking about under-aged girls naked. There are many lovely ladies of your own age who, for some reason or other, are alone. It's not too late to shack up with one of these lovelies and stop running the risk of jail and/or hell and/or my boot heel in your ass.

Other than that:

Last night in Philly. Am celebrating with slight buzz and enjoying a pretzel with hot cheese, a ye olde drunken tradition of mine. See, they have this wonderful 24-hour convenience store in PA called WaWa. I know, dumb name. But you can get a hoagie at any hour. Or hot, melted cheese to dip your pretzel in, if you're me. And it's not that shit-ass pretzel you'll find just anywhere. It's soft all over, not crusty. And, at this time of night, right out of the oven.

I like food too much.